King of the Hill

"There is a hill and you have to do anything and everything to capture it. Once you do, you shout that it's your hill." But beware because other poster's will want the hill to be theirs, just as you do!  

I walk to the top of the hill, finally.

MY HILL!

I push you off the hill.

MY HILL!

I swish my broom side to side, brushing you off into the wind; like a speck of dust. This is my hill now.

I wrap my arms around your giant neck and choke you to death, then role your lifeless body down the hill.
MY HILL!

Throws burrito at you. You lose your balance. My hill.

I nuke you and you explode. MY HILL!

I take a rocket launcher and blast everyone off the hill making it

MY HILL!

I obtain a Mario outfit, save Princess Peach from Bowser, and make Bowser my pet and command him to chase you off the hill.

MY HILL!

Very funny , well um, this emoticon should explain my plan to take control over the hill
My hill!!!

Your using emoticons to take control of the hill? WEAKLING! I have a simple plan to regain control of the hill. First, I'm going to cut off your food supply. Next I'm going physically beat you up, leaving you bruised and needing surgery on the pinkie of your left hand. Finally, I'm going to repeatedly say "get off my hill nerd!" until you voluntarily leave.

MY HILL!

Well, let's just say that your plan miserably failed. You are nowhere to be found now.

My hill!

I use spray hair to blind you and you fall off the hill.

MY HILL!

I put hair gel in your hair, which you appear to be allergic to, in which you then voluntarily get off of

my hill

I put a curse on you in which you cannot physically be on the hill ever again.

MY HILL!

I am cool so I can break your curse. I am also a kind person so I will gently nudge you off, rather than participating in something else with an increased level of rudeness.

My hill please.

I will take you to see dinner and a movie and then at some point leave and return to my rightful hill.

MY HILL!

I will um give you a bucket of fried chicken in exchange for

MY HILL

I will decline your chicken and will beat you with the bucket until your taking away on a stretcher and reclaim...

MY HILL!

I will punt you like a flat football with no air into the summer breeze

My hill

I will break your legs so you can't punt me and then you'll need surgery and cannot protect the hill. MY HILL!

I left my sidewalk chalk up there. Welp. Looks like I have to walk back up. And claim

my hill.

I will star in a visually spectacular short film in which I draw a sword and slay you off

MY HILL!

I blast my music to show that this is my hill